Friday the 13th and you'll love me

High school crushes beware. You never loved me then, but you may love me now.

You probably won't... but you might!

And how fulfilling would it be in that typical Hallmark movie-of-the-week way, if you did fall in love with me tomorrow night. Fall in love REAL HARD.

Oh - the twist. This time it's my turn to end up in the closet on the phone with some other older attractive guy that I accidentally forgot to tell you I'm dating. And you'll overhear. And be heartbroken. Aww.

*Shoulder shrug.* Woops.

I'll turn to leave. Leave you behind forever. And you can't help but stare at my beautiful hair caressing my shoulders. Hair you never once considered seriously before.

Hair you'll never get to touch with your hands. Hair that I get to touch ALLLLLLLL the time. And I'll touch it now... I'll touch it as you're watching. It's killing you right?

And all you can think is, "I'm a douche bag."

Because you are.

xoLo

We do have magical powers! We do! Think and it will come true!