Sunday, May 31, 2009

Virgin Suicide Bombing

We live in a house with a shared front entrance - an entrance which then leads to two separate doors side by side - one door leading to the main floor apartment - the other to our upstairs bi-level bachelorette pad. 

One day this door fell off the hinges. Literally - the rectangular wooden piece used as a barrier from our home to the hall and by extension the outside world - just unhinged itself completely from the door frame. So for a good two weeks I would lift the door up - walk out - and then place the door back against the frame like a puzzle piece.

Was our Landlord any help whatsoever? Not really.
Well. Kind of. 

He sent the tenant downstairs to help us out.
There is something you must know about the tenant downstairs - we barely interact with our neighbours mainly because we NEVER see them. We hear them - we smell their vegan cooking - and I'm sure they hear us bitch every time we open our broken door - but never in our year living at 779 have we had that major neighbourly face-time that progresses the relationship from strangers to acquaintances to friends. 

Come to think of it, I think I drunkenly borrowed a corkscrew from them once. But this is the exception to the hard facts.

Now one evening I returned home after a long day at work - let's say around 9 pm - and I hear a knock at the broken door. I feel on edge - it's been a 12 hour work day and I'm feeling less than glamorous... but I decide to answer the knock anyhow - actually hoping it would be some bearer of good news. And by good i mean just that - and anything that would not annoy me or prevent me from staying in and enjoying a nice dinner by myself.

So it was the tenant downstairs here to fix our door in his relaxed stone-wash denim, plaid shirt and ball-cap. He is in a nutshell the all-Canadian boy. He's a man definitely - must be close to 30 (26-30) but he has this quiet boyish quality that is quite endearing. It's in his soft-face -gentle voice and boyscout threads.

Anyways - he grabs his supplies from his truck out back, and starts to fix this door with total expertise. The man has fixed doors before - it's obvious. It's obvious in the pencil behind his ear, the worker boots on his feet, that white blue collar tee - and oooo the way he uses his wrench. Dude's got skill. 

I'm the only one home at this point. And I linger in the kitchen near the staircase looking down toward the door - which he's now transformed into his own personal workstation. 

He finishes up but apologizes because he doesn't have the right screw - the screw that will hold the door firmly in a permanent-rather than makeshift kind of way. He says he'll hit the hardware store and then return on the weekend to finish the job.

He leaves and I'm still standing in the stairwell looking down at the door, gleeful - the image of the downstairs tenant in a hardware store still lingering in my mind - and it's making me sweat. I feel it on my neck - and it's not just because I haven't taken off my leather jacket yet - it's the thought of him picking up a screw for OUR DOOR. This babe doing something so husbandly for US. I can't help but think... "I wonder what his woman thinks of him helping us helpless young firecrackers - fresh out of university - with progressive dogma - and even more progressive interests..." I wonder if she knows.  I wonder if she hears us thank him. Because we do. We thank him by batting our lashes and looking him in the eye - and smiling... and being flirty and girly. We're OBVIOUS - because he is so willingly kind without sending ANY sort of signal that he is at all interested or has ever been interested in seeing us girls in any way more than the girls upstairs - or rather - the tenants upstairs.

Because of this, he is even more attractive. Even more intoxicating. It's like we're a really flammable wick - and he's this combustible fire - and just the touch sends us up in flames. Roman candles hit the ceiling on a weekday night.

Fast forward a few days later and he returns with the correct screw. He spends nearly three hours at the bottom of our staircase - i hear rattling, and jiggling and sawing. Why sawing? You ask. Well... he went even further to level out the edge of the door to the foundation of our place - so we no longer have to slam the bitch to get it closed - to shield us from the prowling psychos of these downtown Toronto streets in which we live.

During this time I had many aimless conversations with Inari, had a shower and got dressed for my evening out -so by the time his work was done - i am transformed literally from a dirtbag to something somewhat suitable to look at. And I made him look at.

Yes, this is all just reflective rambling. And I don't really have a punch-line... but there is somewhat of a point in all this panting with my tongue out. 

As he was working - i started to ask him a few questions about himself. It's weird thinking that I live above  people and I don't even know what they do - how long they've lived there - if they have cats. In his case - he has two.

Turns out - the tenant downstairs is a carpenter by trade. And I guess I just wanted to say that I am attracted to such occupations. I like the idea of a man who gets calluses from the efforts he puts into his long hours of manual labor. I dig it. It's sexy. I'd like to be the artist on the arm of a steel-worker, or carpenter, or mechanic or whatever have you.
Maybe not today  - and maybe not forever - but one time or another - just to fulfill this burgeoning fantasy of experiencing just who the tenant downstairs truly is - callused hands - boyish ball-cap - pencil behind his ear and all.

xo
Lo.
one thing i like to do but haven't done in a realllllllllly long time - bite his bottom lip.


Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Intensifying blah

What do you say anymore? Christ. You feel good, you feel shitty, up and down and all that crap. What the fuck? I can't stand schoolwork. I can't stand work work. But sometimes I do. I see my therapist and she puts things into perspective, which I hold onto for dear life for the rest of the week. Sometimes I'm fat, sometimes I'm luscious, sometimes the word 'earthy' hits me square in the face and sometimes sweat and flab and all the toxins ooze out. Sometimes I'm NPR and Glenn Gould playing the stock market, sometimes I'm nineteenth-century courtesans or horrorshow massacres or a gothic Beatrice in red pumps...sometimes that all disappears and I'm seeking solace in some cabin in the woods where nothing can touch me. Sometimes I'm all touch. Sometimes I'm nothing at all.

He likes me, he doesn't like me, does it matter, no it doesn't and yes it does. What do I want? What does he need? If I'm not my desires, then I am my will or can it not be that cut-and-dried, please and thank-you-very-much. Demon tongues and deli counters and claymation, Frank Zappa on Halloween, snow, pine trees, California beach and let's-not-repeat-the-same-mistake-we-made-last-year! and why oh why if I see so much of myself in Manny and Ben can I only manage a lukewarm respect for their story? What can get me out of myself, what gets me in, how do I retreat from the default setting, the rat race, the (to paraphrase) constant, constant, CONSTANT gnawing sense that I had and lost some infinite thing? What infinite thing? The notebook with short stories, the art class, the private piano recitals, the midnight bike rides...losing yourself in yourself and knowing that no matter how lonely you get, there is someone just like you waiting to tell you everything is going to be alright.

I'm so tired of talking.

Yours,

I


If I were a sequel, I would be...Elaine Robinson, post-Benjamin Braddock.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Alcapulco Gold

Nice night. Feel the breeze on my back, coming in through the crack in my window.
My bedroom window.

Lights are dim.
Haze hangs in the air.
It smells like what I imagine the colour of sand to smell like. minus the seaweed.

I'm just writing. Spec-ing.

I can't wait till we light it in the kitchen.
Or better yet on the patio.

I think we should lye on our backs in the den and tell each other stories.
Ohhhhh man. It's gonna be so good.

I love you. And I love it. I love how we bond when we're on it.
Here's to a chill mellow.
Here's to summer nights feeling right.
Here's to it just sitting in our freezer.

Here's to Rod Stewart. And Karen O. And Joey Ramone. And Carey Grant. And Neil Armstrong. And any other name that's coming to mind right now.

Oh the moon. To land on the moon with any flag. I think I'm against flag. Patriotism can kill. Kill with rifles. Everyday is judgement day. Oh Edward Furlong. Oh Devin Sawa. Oh poster boys of the 90s yesteryear. Oh to be young again.

I love funny. And I love when people make me laugh. THe kind of laugh that makes my belly hurt. I love purple passion. And mulberry mayhem. And laughtracks and the 2-camera live-studio audience sitcom.
I love Cheers and the way it makes me feel inside.

Here's to Alcapulco Gold and not having to leave my bedroom to travel back in time.

I can't wait.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Like sand through the hourglass...

My anxieties manifest into nightmares.
Oh, the unholy ghosts of my subconscious; I bid you farewell!
Shoo ghosts. Shoo.



xoLo
If I were a method of time-telling I would be an: an hourglass.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

The net

Judge us all you want, but we've spent our lives hanging off the edge of the cliff trying to save ourselves.



- I

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

City skin

This city beats you empty before it pours itself back in. So much sound, so much noise, so much and too much and how much until it stops? ....but in those rare quiet moments, a hush against your skin with the texture of home.

I haven't been myself lately.


- I

Monday, May 11, 2009

like irises to van gogh

There are walls, vampires and therapists, friends thick like blood and family thin like slicks of oil on a rocky surface, men you pity and mysterious boys who judge you with concerned eyes and pain that radiates from your chest to your fingertips.

All I want to do is trust the process.


Yours,


I


On the canvas, I am: blue wallpaper

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Lou Gehrig's Disease and other unfortunate yet inspiring stories

Just because I love life:

"So I close in saying that I might have had a tough break - but I have an awful lot to live for!"
-Lou Gehrig.

I love you Lou.
xoLo
If I were any sportsman's wife I'd be: Elaenor Gehrig.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

My heart in a Mason Jar.

There is no feeling that has yet to overwhelm me more than the sensation that I feel during and after writing a character piece. Seriously, it feels almost surreal. I don't even think it's me writing, but some subconscious divinity flowing through and out of the electrons in my body. It feels great. That's an understatement - it feels ethereal.

I miss eating peaches straight from the mason jar. I miss watching your hands peal the fuzzy flesh of the peaches. I miss the glossy shine of the juice over your palms and I miss the way you smelled like peach turnover and apple pie. I celebrate your beauty in all that I do and all that I write. You are the divinity inside me i swear. And because of that... I am fearless.

xoLo.

If I could be anyone's woman: I would be Shia's "ethereal angel." (See Shia's interview in the latest Playboy...)

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Whoosh

When is the next thunderstorm? I could really use a thunderstorm right now.



Yours,

I

My ideal home: a cabin in the woods, close to the shore

Friday, May 1, 2009

A sonnet that isn't a sonnet

I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do it i don't want to do it i don't want to do it idon'twant to do it idon'twanttodoitidont'want to do it id on'twant to do it i don't want to do it i don't want to do it idon'twantotodi tidon't wanto do it idon't want to do it I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO FUCKING DO IT FUCK!


Yours,

Inari


If I were a sideshow geek, I would be....the human tripod.