pinball loverZ

Theres black ink under my fingernail. I keep forgetting to scrub it clean.

I have a question burning in my mind. Why do some chics try so hard...

I try hard - but not in the way I mean in the above sentence. There is a colossal difference. And I donèt use the word colossal lightly.

Drunk Disclaimer: There are (È)s everytime I try to do punctuation - that includes quotation marks. Itès because im on my old computer and am too lazy to try and figure out how to fix this concundrum on this ancient G4. Bare with me folks. Bear or Bare... whatves.

Can someone tell me where are all the motherfuckers at when I want to party.

Everyoneès OUT when Lo gets off work. Everyoneès working when Lo gets off early. No oneès around. No ones around to party on our righteoous patio. Lo has to resort to txt msging. She has to resort to communicating with people through digitally delivered words 150 characters or less. damn the 21st century. Damn technology! damn you alpha beta delta gamma. whatÈ

Im going to stop using punctuation because the accent agu on that e is driving me nuts. eff the random french canadian setting my old mac is on!!! mofos. but I hear moreal is just lovely this time of year. i should plan a trip yesÈ

anyways. ive had an epiphany and that epiphany is - is that we all just want love. we want to be in love. that over the fence world series kind of love (to quote It Takes Two - the olsens at their finest).

Im patient - i admit. I dont want to find love today because I want my one love to last forever... But then what does life mean until then...
(at a moment like this I really wish I had the ability to punch in a question mark). darn. no one is taking this seriously beacuse im punctuationally challenged and drunk.

Instead I sit here by myself. 3 rye and diets (in a tall glass) down - txting my sister 6 hours away and talking to my pops loaded to pass the time before I meet afay at some swanky bar.

I almost just prank called 2 Q video.

I think itès time to slow down on the booze.

ièm going to stop writing but leave you with this last thought:

I LOVE LIFE.


.... However... it baffles me. How can I lvoe life - and yet be missing the ONE thing I love most in the world.

a conundrum my friends.

xo Lo.

if i were a drunk text I would be - to Sarah Zanetti.