Monday, February 2, 2009

Suicide Girl profile #3 – I’ve got sense, but I’m not innocent

SEE PREVIOUS POSTS for INARI's & LO’s

Name: Velveeta

Interests:

INTO... cowboys, peanut butter, Tim Horton’s coffee, Zumba, writing, power bars, sketch comedy, stretchy pants, Naveen Andrews, werewolves, Egyptians, and double-decker bus crashes

NOT INTO... dishonesty, closed-mindedness, PDA, the watery liquid that comes with fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt

MAKES ME HAPPY... ambition, waking up and not having to get up, serendipitous run-ins, rewatching old Buffys, the mall, abs, hitting the dance floor

MAKES ME SAD... unrequited friendships and love

HOBBIES... journaling, fitness, ordering free things in the mail, deciding what I want to wear and eat

5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT....water, air, laughter, words, and coffee

VICES... caffeine

THOUGHTS ON SG… so far so good

Personal:

OCCUPATION... ‘Flirty’ front desk girl, previously Wild Roses “writing assistant” (unknown episodes)

CURRENT CRUSH... Desmond

STATS... out of the frying pan and into the fire

BODY MODS...Ankh-le (Ankh on my ankle)

HEROES... Joss Whedon, Joanne Rowling, Tina Fey, Emma Thompson, Charlie Kaufman, Aurora Browne

GETS ME HOT... cowboy gruff

SIGN... Sea Goat

MOST HUMBLING MOMENT... watching him buy her a drink across the dance floor

I LOST MY VIRGINITY... in a dream

CIGARETTES.... sexy on celluloid

MY DIET... peanut butter and oatmeal, sometimes bananas

ALCOHOL... Rum and Diet Coke, Bailey’s and Timmies, Homemade Sangria

MY DRUG USE... caffeine

MY KINK FACTOR... greater than (> )“innocent” , and less than (<) “Did you have sex in Cuba?”... and therefore a mystery to the men in my life


MY POLITICS... Lord of the Flies

POT... you say jump, I’ll ask _______?

MY STATUS... sadly still clinging to him by that pinkie finger

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME... a hot cup of coffee and an honesty circle with a good friend

MY PIGEONHOLES... joker, film nerd, sweatheart (blech), or pair of legs

Well, that was as good a use of my time as a make-out...

Signed,
Desiree

If I were a household safety device I would be... a carbon monoxide detector.

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