Why do Suicide Girls get a monopoly of those righteous profiles? 'Cause they get paid to look gorgeous and naked? Fuck that shit. My SG profile:
Name: Lulu
Interests:
INTO...scribbling, chocolate chip cookies, tattoos, cotton undies, red envelopes, Japanese vending machines, melons, labradoodles, rare meat, submission
NOT INTO...long toenails, nasal voices, bossiness, mushrooms, anything loud that isn't grindcore underscored by bed springs
MAKES ME HAPPY...cookies, quiet, nice smiles, emoticons, inspiration, magic hour
MAKES ME SAD...boredom
HOBBIES...making the world a better place, one skinny white guy at a time ; )
5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT....water, air, love, peace, Nutella
VICES...arson, ganj and all the other little things that explain the second half of this post's title
THOUGHTS ON SG....I prefer my porn with less production value and more anal fisting, thank you very much : p
Personal:
OCCUPATION...poster bitch
CURRENT CRUSH...the sphincter monster <3
STATS...halfway between 'normal' and 'A+ Whitney'
BODY MODS...none yet, but give me time
HEROES...Amy Sedaris, Karen O
GETS ME HOT...math :p
SIGN...Scorrrrrrpio
MOST HUMBLING MOMENT...oh God. Every waking moment is like a lesson in humility.
I LOST MY VIRGINITY...when the wife was away : D Sssshh
CIGARETTES....are gross
MY DIET...hardcore carnivore covered in Nutella
ALCOHOL...meh
MY DRUG USE...daily and for the better, trust me
MY KINK FACTOR...tbd
MY POLITICS...I have none.
POT...Please!
MY STATUS...Super, thanks very much.
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME...A good movie, some fresh pineapple and a warm, dreamless sleep
MY PIGEONHOLES...Asian fetish, supernerd
Kinktastically yours,
Inari
If I were a weird fetish, I would be...fishnets in cookie dough
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