Wednesday, April 8, 2009

drunk on power and coke zero

i'm drinking too much aspartame for my own good which is weird because the only reason i switched caffeine sources in the first place is because i was worried about the toll of constant sugar would take on my health...now i know that too much aspartame sucks my soul dry and leaves my lips crisp and brittle like flaking sheets of nori...i guess it doesn't help that, being at room temperature, i kill two cans of it every hour or so instead of savouring a boiling double-double

fuck you roll-up-the-rim

dehydratingly yours,

i


if i were a Food Jammers episode, i would be...hot-tub shabu shabu

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