Friday, May 23, 2008

Sexless in the City - The Origin Story

We're all siting around our black and white checkered kitchen table, just finishing up a dinner of salad, soup and nutella sandwhiches pondering over just what the night will bring to our utterly fabulous lives. Are they utterly fabulous? The word "utterly" reminds me of a cow's utter. Gross.

I live with two righteous babes, Desiree Thrash and Inari Grindcore. They're into some weird junk; but i dig it. They're just perpetuating my education of life and that I am so very thankful for. I'm thankful for a lot right now. Des and Inari and I are students of life. It's our first summer living in the Big City T.O and we're right-stoked. Funny. If New York is the Big Apple... is Toronto the Big Phallace? I spelled that wrong. I wonder why...

(Side note: Why did I say "but i dig it"? It should read "And I dig it!")

I'm a raging psychopath that wants to paint flash all over your bedroom walls.
Ok. That's enough for now. I'm the only one in this house that has never blogged or journaled before. Was it a wise choice for me to introduce our blog? Wise
?
The Wise Men are also known as Magi. There were three wise men. We are three wise women... or at least we are in wisdom training.

Well. Here we are. Sexless in the City. Cheers to that.

Sincerely,
Lola Anarcha N.

If I were an instrument I would be:
Tambourine. (I'd get bad with the Xylophone...)



2 comments:

Unknown said...

i love lola.

i've journalled for most of my life... you would know as you stole my diaries and read them. jerk. sigh. i'm not really mad because we're at the point where we can laugh at all of the juicy (was it juicy? hardly) gossip of my younger years.
i'm excited for all of your future adventures in t.o.
dont be too bad, but dont be too good either.

xo

Mo Charles said...

Woman: you are an amazing writer. Wise is the perfect word to describe your new blog indeed. When my Barbie wanted to be a slutty supermodel, yours was a Marine Biologist who dabbled in kickboxing, or the editor of Vogue. Still think you should go for that. I can see these posts as sick Letters from the Editor.
p.s. Fassbinder's Lola would be proud of yours.